Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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