well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
