doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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