Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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