i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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