I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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