Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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