Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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