What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
this is an emotional support booty call
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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