I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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