My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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