Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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