so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
you had me at cake vodka
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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