Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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