I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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