This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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