Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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