dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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