he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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