If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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