i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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