hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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