CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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