like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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