I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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