David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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