Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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