Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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