She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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