I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
We had sex on a dog bed..
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
wow bdsm is so cute
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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