if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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