just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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