My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
