i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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