I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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