So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
We left the knife in your bed.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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