You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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