yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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