Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I want to fling myself into the sun
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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