Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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