He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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