If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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