so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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