She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Drunk is not a location!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
