I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
The feeling are messing with the penis
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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