Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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