Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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