absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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