that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
