I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
zippers are such a cool invention
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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