She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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