She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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