I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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