What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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